Wednesday, October 23, 2002

[粉絲] 棒球飛飯覺得很好笑的八卦

Did you have your balls caught in your zipper when you hit the high notes at the end of "Runaway"? It sounds like a yell I let out in a similar situation.
GINSBERG_MICHAEL, Philadelphia

JB:I regret that high note. I don't hit those notes anymore - don't even attempt them now. That's the sound of a 20-year-old man, not a 40 year old man. But I caught my pee-pee in a zipper once when I was a little kid, I never forgot that. ← Ouch!!
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When was the last time you were involved in a fight?
RALPHMALPH, Matteson, Illinois

JB:Probably when I went after Sebastian Bach in about '89 for being a wise-ass on my stage. What did he do? Badmouthed my organization when the shoes on his feet were from my closet. Even his own band turned it's back on him. Not to say anything bad about the guy. It's 13 years later.
Perhaps he's different now. ←哇~原來賽巴斯汀真的恨你。
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What happened to your hair after you cut it? Did you auction it off?
WBKOO1, Las Vegas

No. It's funny: I was 30 years old, and I was looking for a change in my life. I was as amused and amazed as anyone that CNN talked about it. Had I known I could have made a buck off it, damn it..............
↑謝天,還好你剪了。。。。。。
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Is it true that your wife is a black belt in Karate?
MCBIGDORK, New York

Yes. She has her own school - they call them "dojos." She competed both statewide and nationwide before we had kids. Does that mean she can kick my ass? Perhaps. I never want to find out.
↑That's definitely the secret of your marriage!哈~!
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Richie Sambora is married to Heather Locklear. Have you ever seen her
naked? YOQUIERO, Halifax, Nova Scotia

No. No. God damn it. ←你...你....小心Richie扁你喔!
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Are you a good dancer?
FRIDAK, Huntington, New York

I am the whitest man in America. No rhythm whatsoever. If I were going to be a rapper, my name would be DW Toast - Dry White Toast. My father often questions if I'm his son, because he's a good dancer. My father goes out on the floor, man, he's Tony Manero.
↑很好,很有自知之明。那當年會什麼會去參加「Footloose」
的試鏡?!(我說出來了.....)老天有眼你沒錄取....
(別說我毒,看過演唱會畫面的都知道....)
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When you appeared in an episode of Sex and the City, why didn't you have
any chest hair? WAYNER88, Hollywood, California

I did that during a bodybuilding period, where I was working out for a movie called The Leading Man. [Now] I have a rug on my back and chest.
Shag carpet. ←好噁。。。。。。@_@

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