Monday, October 28, 2002

[青菜] 冰原大帝?!

來說點有趣的......^^

話說上個星期學校播的電影是「冰原歷險記」,小哈因為沒看過,所以興高采烈的買了票進禮堂,前面的校園廣告有夠久,開演時間都過了還不開始放電影,又過了十分鐘,燈終於滅了,準備開始放電影。
小哈看了電影的第一個鏡頭:「ㄟ?!冰原歷險記是真人演出喔?」又過了十分鐘:「真的是真人演的耶.......」「主角還是巨石強森!」「這是魔蠍大帝吧?!」

過了沒多久響起了電影小組廣播的聲音「各位同學,真的很抱歉。片商搞了一個大烏龍,給我們的盒子是冰原歷險記,裡面卻是魔蠍大帝,我們還是會把片子播完,不過想退票的同學可至門口退票。」

更糗的是,很多媽媽帶了興奮的小朋友想看卡通「冰原歷險記」,結果卻播了第一個鏡頭就很血腥的「魔蠍大帝」,一聽到廣播後,媽媽就紛紛帶小朋友離去了.....^^"
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上週最大的烏龍事件。XD

Wednesday, October 23, 2002

[粉絲] 棒球飛飯覺得很好笑的八卦

Did you have your balls caught in your zipper when you hit the high notes at the end of "Runaway"? It sounds like a yell I let out in a similar situation.
GINSBERG_MICHAEL, Philadelphia

JB:I regret that high note. I don't hit those notes anymore - don't even attempt them now. That's the sound of a 20-year-old man, not a 40 year old man. But I caught my pee-pee in a zipper once when I was a little kid, I never forgot that. ← Ouch!!
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When was the last time you were involved in a fight?
RALPHMALPH, Matteson, Illinois

JB:Probably when I went after Sebastian Bach in about '89 for being a wise-ass on my stage. What did he do? Badmouthed my organization when the shoes on his feet were from my closet. Even his own band turned it's back on him. Not to say anything bad about the guy. It's 13 years later.
Perhaps he's different now. ←哇~原來賽巴斯汀真的恨你。
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What happened to your hair after you cut it? Did you auction it off?
WBKOO1, Las Vegas

No. It's funny: I was 30 years old, and I was looking for a change in my life. I was as amused and amazed as anyone that CNN talked about it. Had I known I could have made a buck off it, damn it..............
↑謝天,還好你剪了。。。。。。
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Is it true that your wife is a black belt in Karate?
MCBIGDORK, New York

Yes. She has her own school - they call them "dojos." She competed both statewide and nationwide before we had kids. Does that mean she can kick my ass? Perhaps. I never want to find out.
↑That's definitely the secret of your marriage!哈~!
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Richie Sambora is married to Heather Locklear. Have you ever seen her
naked? YOQUIERO, Halifax, Nova Scotia

No. No. God damn it. ←你...你....小心Richie扁你喔!
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Are you a good dancer?
FRIDAK, Huntington, New York

I am the whitest man in America. No rhythm whatsoever. If I were going to be a rapper, my name would be DW Toast - Dry White Toast. My father often questions if I'm his son, because he's a good dancer. My father goes out on the floor, man, he's Tony Manero.
↑很好,很有自知之明。那當年會什麼會去參加「Footloose」
的試鏡?!(我說出來了.....)老天有眼你沒錄取....
(別說我毒,看過演唱會畫面的都知道....)
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When you appeared in an episode of Sex and the City, why didn't you have
any chest hair? WAYNER88, Hollywood, California

I did that during a bodybuilding period, where I was working out for a movie called The Leading Man. [Now] I have a rug on my back and chest.
Shag carpet. ←好噁。。。。。。@_@