Ray Ray's letter to Frederick
Ray: Dear Frederick! Thank you for your nice letter. But I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill whereas clearly you have mistaken me for some sort of wine-sipping communist dicksuck. And although peace probably appeals to tree-loving bisexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddie. War is the motherf**ing answer.
Poke: But thanks for writing anyway.
