bon jovi (bon jo ve) [[L, rockus americanus]]
1.quintessential all-American rock 'n' roll band;
native to North American continent, especially
the New Jersey region; a musical group utilizing
drums, bass, keyboards, guitars and strong vocals
to create vast and memorable oeuvre of songs;
first appeared in small clubs and bars permeating
the NJ shoreline; for best current viewing, experts
recommend experiencing the band in its natural
habitat(the concert stage)
2.The best damn live show you'll ever see.
Usage: Bon Jovi kicks ass.
Synonyms: None(accept no imitations)
Friday, November 29, 2002
Thursday, November 21, 2002
[粉絲] 俺様のファンサービス
很久沒看住人版了，今天看到一段。。。。
身為俺樣飯，真是忍不住覺得實在是太貼切了，
而且一定要往好的方面想........（笑）
俺様の辞書に「ファンサービス」と言う言葉は
のってないのだろうと思ってた。
あってももんのすんごーーーく
ちっちゃい字で書いてあって、
あの目では見えないのかと。
凄くいい意味で取れば、
ファンに平等なのかもしれんがの。
身為俺樣飯，真是忍不住覺得實在是太貼切了，
而且一定要往好的方面想........（笑）
Monday, October 28, 2002
[青菜] 冰原大帝？！
來說點有趣的......^^
話說上個星期學校播的電影是「冰原歷險記」，小哈因為沒看過，所以興高采烈的買了票進禮堂，前面的校園廣告有夠久，開演時間都過了還不開始放電影，又過了十分鐘，燈終於滅了，準備開始放電影。
小哈看了電影的第一個鏡頭：「ㄟ？！冰原歷險記是真人演出喔？」又過了十分鐘：「真的是真人演的耶.......」「主角還是巨石強森！」「這是魔蠍大帝吧？！」
過了沒多久響起了電影小組廣播的聲音「各位同學，真的很抱歉。片商搞了一個大烏龍，給我們的盒子是冰原歷險記，裡面卻是魔蠍大帝，我們還是會把片子播完，不過想退票的同學可至門口退票。」
更糗的是，很多媽媽帶了興奮的小朋友想看卡通「冰原歷險記」，結果卻播了第一個鏡頭就很血腥的「魔蠍大帝」，一聽到廣播後，媽媽就紛紛帶小朋友離去了.....^^"
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上週最大的烏龍事件。XD
話說上個星期學校播的電影是「冰原歷險記」，小哈因為沒看過，所以興高采烈的買了票進禮堂，前面的校園廣告有夠久，開演時間都過了還不開始放電影，又過了十分鐘，燈終於滅了，準備開始放電影。
小哈看了電影的第一個鏡頭：「ㄟ？！冰原歷險記是真人演出喔？」又過了十分鐘：「真的是真人演的耶.......」「主角還是巨石強森！」「這是魔蠍大帝吧？！」
過了沒多久響起了電影小組廣播的聲音「各位同學，真的很抱歉。片商搞了一個大烏龍，給我們的盒子是冰原歷險記，裡面卻是魔蠍大帝，我們還是會把片子播完，不過想退票的同學可至門口退票。」
更糗的是，很多媽媽帶了興奮的小朋友想看卡通「冰原歷險記」，結果卻播了第一個鏡頭就很血腥的「魔蠍大帝」，一聽到廣播後，媽媽就紛紛帶小朋友離去了.....^^"
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上週最大的烏龍事件。XD
Wednesday, October 23, 2002
[粉絲] 棒球飛飯覺得很好笑的八卦
Did you have your balls caught in your zipper when you hit the high notes at the end of "Runaway"? It sounds like a yell I let out in a similar situation.
GINSBERG_MICHAEL, Philadelphia
JB：I regret that high note. I don't hit those notes anymore - don't even attempt them now. That's the sound of a 20-year-old man, not a 40 year old man. But I caught my pee-pee in a zipper once when I was a little kid, I never forgot that. ← Ouch！！
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When was the last time you were involved in a fight?
RALPHMALPH, Matteson, Illinois
JB：Probably when I went after Sebastian Bach in about '89 for being a wise-ass on my stage. What did he do? Badmouthed my organization when the shoes on his feet were from my closet. Even his own band turned it's back on him. Not to say anything bad about the guy. It's 13 years later.
Perhaps he's different now. ←哇～原來賽巴斯汀真的恨你。
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What happened to your hair after you cut it? Did you auction it off?
WBKOO1, Las Vegas
No. It's funny: I was 30 years old, and I was looking for a change in my life. I was as amused and amazed as anyone that CNN talked about it. Had I known I could have made a buck off it, damn it..............
↑謝天，還好你剪了。。。。。。
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Is it true that your wife is a black belt in Karate?
MCBIGDORK, New York
Yes. She has her own school - they call them "dojos." She competed both statewide and nationwide before we had kids. Does that mean she can kick my ass? Perhaps. I never want to find out.
↑That's definitely the secret of your marriage!哈～！
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Richie Sambora is married to Heather Locklear. Have you ever seen her
naked? YOQUIERO, Halifax, Nova Scotia
No. No. God damn it. ←你...你....小心Richie扁你喔！
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Are you a good dancer?
FRIDAK, Huntington, New York
I am the whitest man in America. No rhythm whatsoever. If I were going to be a rapper, my name would be DW Toast - Dry White Toast. My father often questions if I'm his son, because he's a good dancer. My father goes out on the floor, man, he's Tony Manero.
↑很好，很有自知之明。那當年會什麼會去參加「Footloose」
的試鏡？！(我說出來了.....)老天有眼你沒錄取....
(別說我毒，看過演唱會畫面的都知道....)
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When you appeared in an episode of Sex and the City, why didn't you have
any chest hair? WAYNER88, Hollywood, California
I did that during a bodybuilding period, where I was working out for a movie called The Leading Man. [Now] I have a rug on my back and chest.
Shag carpet. ←好噁。。。。。。@_@
GINSBERG_MICHAEL, Philadelphia
JB：I regret that high note. I don't hit those notes anymore - don't even attempt them now. That's the sound of a 20-year-old man, not a 40 year old man. But I caught my pee-pee in a zipper once when I was a little kid, I never forgot that. ← Ouch！！
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When was the last time you were involved in a fight?
RALPHMALPH, Matteson, Illinois
JB：Probably when I went after Sebastian Bach in about '89 for being a wise-ass on my stage. What did he do? Badmouthed my organization when the shoes on his feet were from my closet. Even his own band turned it's back on him. Not to say anything bad about the guy. It's 13 years later.
Perhaps he's different now. ←哇～原來賽巴斯汀真的恨你。
=====
What happened to your hair after you cut it? Did you auction it off?
WBKOO1, Las Vegas
No. It's funny: I was 30 years old, and I was looking for a change in my life. I was as amused and amazed as anyone that CNN talked about it. Had I known I could have made a buck off it, damn it..............
↑謝天，還好你剪了。。。。。。
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Is it true that your wife is a black belt in Karate?
MCBIGDORK, New York
Yes. She has her own school - they call them "dojos." She competed both statewide and nationwide before we had kids. Does that mean she can kick my ass? Perhaps. I never want to find out.
↑That's definitely the secret of your marriage!哈～！
======
Richie Sambora is married to Heather Locklear. Have you ever seen her
naked? YOQUIERO, Halifax, Nova Scotia
No. No. God damn it. ←你...你....小心Richie扁你喔！
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Are you a good dancer?
FRIDAK, Huntington, New York
I am the whitest man in America. No rhythm whatsoever. If I were going to be a rapper, my name would be DW Toast - Dry White Toast. My father often questions if I'm his son, because he's a good dancer. My father goes out on the floor, man, he's Tony Manero.
↑很好，很有自知之明。那當年會什麼會去參加「Footloose」
的試鏡？！(我說出來了.....)老天有眼你沒錄取....
(別說我毒，看過演唱會畫面的都知道....)
======
When you appeared in an episode of Sex and the City, why didn't you have
any chest hair? WAYNER88, Hollywood, California
I did that during a bodybuilding period, where I was working out for a movie called The Leading Man. [Now] I have a rug on my back and chest.
Shag carpet. ←好噁。。。。。。@_@
Wednesday, September 25, 2002
[青菜] 世界上無奇不有！
話說昨天早上小哈搭車回新竹，在回學校的公車上，遇到了一個很神奇的人。我才剛上公車就聽到她不停地唱『單機咧捏～溝單機咧捏～』，唱地有夠大聲，公車最後面的人想要聽不到都很難，更不用說剛好被擠在她旁邊的小哈了。
才站定位沒兩秒鐘，她突然又換歌了『小城故事多～充滿喜和樂～』。Anyway...接下來的5分鐘她至少換了10首歌，而且每首歌的平均長度是5句左右，在她的歌聲中，整個公車上瀰漫著詭異的氣氛。尤其是可憐的小哈就站在她旁邊，又不敢面對面看著他，怕會一時忍不住大笑，把口水噴在她臉上，只好把頭別過去，剛好跟一個高中女生對看。
她可能發現我忍笑忍得很辛苦，充滿同情地看著我，我們兩個人只好相視苦笑。不過我這麼一往後看，倒是發現很多人的表情跟我一樣，甚至有人用驚恐的表情看著我身邊的這位婦人。有趣的來囉！她接著就把包包裡的英文教材拿出來，開始大聲念『How nice of you to ask me.』
OK，唸完英文後，她又開始唱起佛經。這還不打緊佛經唱完又開始唱『讚美主～讚美主～』（還真不虔誠....^^"），後來更出現了英文歌曲『The train is coming～ The train is coming～』。在短短的10幾分鐘車程中，託她不斷換唱歌曲的福，我聽到了童年時期不少歌曲。在她下車之後，車上又恢復了寧靜。
這是小哈2002年9月23日早上的一段奇遇。
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不過....我發現除了佛經跟『The train is coming』之外，其他的歌我都會唱。。。。>"<
才站定位沒兩秒鐘，她突然又換歌了『小城故事多～充滿喜和樂～』。Anyway...接下來的5分鐘她至少換了10首歌，而且每首歌的平均長度是5句左右，在她的歌聲中，整個公車上瀰漫著詭異的氣氛。尤其是可憐的小哈就站在她旁邊，又不敢面對面看著他，怕會一時忍不住大笑，把口水噴在她臉上，只好把頭別過去，剛好跟一個高中女生對看。
她可能發現我忍笑忍得很辛苦，充滿同情地看著我，我們兩個人只好相視苦笑。不過我這麼一往後看，倒是發現很多人的表情跟我一樣，甚至有人用驚恐的表情看著我身邊的這位婦人。有趣的來囉！她接著就把包包裡的英文教材拿出來，開始大聲念『How nice of you to ask me.』
OK，唸完英文後，她又開始唱起佛經。這還不打緊佛經唱完又開始唱『讚美主～讚美主～』（還真不虔誠....^^"），後來更出現了英文歌曲『The train is coming～ The train is coming～』。在短短的10幾分鐘車程中，託她不斷換唱歌曲的福，我聽到了童年時期不少歌曲。在她下車之後，車上又恢復了寧靜。
這是小哈2002年9月23日早上的一段奇遇。
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不過....我發現除了佛經跟『The train is coming』之外，其他的歌我都會唱。。。。>"<
Wednesday, August 21, 2002
[音符] days～tears of the world～
專輯很難擠，先來點不負責任感想好了。
昨天回家，一邊改考卷，一邊聽專輯，聽到days的C段，就忍不住笑了出來，因為我覺得超像早安娘之前的企畫，什麼『紅色日記』來的。就是穿紅色，成員有中澤、後藤、還有一個椰子娘裡的成員吧！
尤其是C段一開始那句『啊～啊～』真是十足的淳君風，害我忍不住想像，TC腳踩紅色高跟鞋，身著踱著交叉步唱這首歌。。。。←詳細請參考『早安息子』
by the way，如果滿分是10分的話，我給days 6.85分。
哈哈哈哈哈哈～～～～
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所以昨天晚上很開心，
木更津又超好看～！
昨天回家，一邊改考卷，一邊聽專輯，聽到days的C段，就忍不住笑了出來，因為我覺得超像早安娘之前的企畫，什麼『紅色日記』來的。就是穿紅色，成員有中澤、後藤、還有一個椰子娘裡的成員吧！
尤其是C段一開始那句『啊～啊～』真是十足的淳君風，害我忍不住想像，TC腳踩紅色高跟鞋，身著踱著交叉步唱這首歌。。。。←詳細請參考『早安息子』
by the way，如果滿分是10分的話，我給days 6.85分。
哈哈哈哈哈哈～～～～
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所以昨天晚上很開心，
木更津又超好看～！
Tuesday, July 16, 2002
[粉絲] 頭昏昏，腦頓頓......
標題反應我的生理狀況，不過心裡狀況不太一樣，今天的VVV看不到最親愛的俺樣，可能會到明早之前都一直頭昏昏腦頓頓了。
我現在要恢復俺樣飯的身份。
東亞悲戀再演的評價好像比初演還好，平常超級毒舌的住人們，這次可是一句難聽話都沒看到。（不過我只有力氣看俺樣版）整個悲戀劇團好像台上台下都維持著很好的氣氛，不錯不錯！希望橫山的傷快好，韓國行能成功。
還有人提到某位畫新選組漫畫的漫畫家說，他心目中咳血美少年劍客沖田總司的最佳人選是俺樣，相信世間的人都很難接受吧！不過看過沖田總司畫像（照片？）的 人都知道，他哪是什麼美少年啊！別說是俺樣了，之前還傳博樣要演出該角呢！:p
不過個人倒是很期待俺樣演出任俠果敢的劍客，希望04年有機會可以在三谷幸喜先生寫的大河劇裡參一腳。
by the way....俺樣好像在漫畫家的圈子裡頗有人氣。
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唉呀，就說小哈不會耍寶。
我現在要恢復俺樣飯的身份。
東亞悲戀再演的評價好像比初演還好，平常超級毒舌的住人們，這次可是一句難聽話都沒看到。（不過我只有力氣看俺樣版）整個悲戀劇團好像台上台下都維持著很好的氣氛，不錯不錯！希望橫山的傷快好，韓國行能成功。
還有人提到某位畫新選組漫畫的漫畫家說，他心目中咳血美少年劍客沖田總司的最佳人選是俺樣，相信世間的人都很難接受吧！不過看過沖田總司畫像（照片？）的 人都知道，他哪是什麼美少年啊！別說是俺樣了，之前還傳博樣要演出該角呢！:p
不過個人倒是很期待俺樣演出任俠果敢的劍客，希望04年有機會可以在三谷幸喜先生寫的大河劇裡參一腳。
by the way....俺樣好像在漫畫家的圈子裡頗有人氣。
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唉呀，就說小哈不會耍寶。
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